So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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