id be glad to
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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