I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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