In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
