Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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