I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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