Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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