ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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