I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We are all done wearing pants today
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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