Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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