She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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