I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i already hear my dad disowning me
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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