chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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