Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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