You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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