Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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