just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
As shirtless as possible
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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