Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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