can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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