I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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