Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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