I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I have tasted many bathrooms