People in love make me want to vomit
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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