I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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