can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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