you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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