mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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