would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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