I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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