From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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