yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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