we have pet lesbian snakes
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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