I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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