there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
this hospital has no fireball
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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