dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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