Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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