You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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