I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
