just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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