Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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