Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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