You're completely useless in the revolution.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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