Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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