So drunk its hurt
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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