p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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