Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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