Already got asked if we're dating
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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