its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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