I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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