just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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