I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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