Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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