so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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